Wednesday, February 16, 2011

12 Step Program Needed!


:Walks into a room filled with people, takes the first available seat. Waits for the session to begin, she get a nod from the Doctor "Hello, my name is Ex-FatGirl ("hi Ex-FatGirl" the crowds responds back) and I am a sodacholic" sits back down with a nervous twitch:



Yes, this is serious! I don't want nothing to do with SODA aka a "fat girls crack" but every time I open the fridge and it's standing there I always seem to fail the mission. I go in looking for umm I dunno some honey turkey and boom the soda is in my face saying "Hello Sexy" and I always resort to just one small cup saying it won't matter.

But who am I lying to? Really who?

I tried to go cold turkey but that won't work, is there a 12 step program I can follow (I am so serious too)?

*Whats even more upsetting I can kick the habit for a few months but never fully get rid of it!!!!!


Help!

Your desperate
Ex Fat Girl

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